What movies have not aged well?
12.06.2025 00:04

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Dr No
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
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Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
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Goldfinger
-”She is very sexyful!”
The Man with the Golden Gun
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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-All the bad guys are black.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Octopussy
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
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A View to a Kill
From Russia With Love
You Only Live Twice
Is it just me, or do we all hate Sasuke from Naruto?
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Diamonds Are Forever
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-”Ah so!”
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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-J W Pepper
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Moonraker
Live and Let Die